Top 10 Reasons Why We Won’t Leave Jupiter

By Joe & Susanne Quirk

10.  Because the school board introduces your children to different schools each year with or without your input

  9.  One of the few places on earth where you can get the same weather forecast six months in a row…90…90…90…90

  8.  We haven’t seen a cemetery yet and thought that we would live forever since there’s no where to bury us

  7.  We made a pact not to leave until Abacoa theater is occupied

  6.  There’s enough botox here to keep us young

  5.  We get the Palm Beach Post when our neighbor goes north and forgets to cancel the paper

  4.  Puppy Beach

  3.  Turtle sanctuary

  2.  Beach

  1.  The many friends we have made over the years

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